Category: Trail map


Monday 6 Feb 2017 night trail

Thursday, February 9th, 2017

Stats: 5.61 miles, 1 beer stop, Duration: 1 Hour 20 ish

And the new GM is…

Monday, October 24th, 2016

FOBG or as he is now know FOBGM!


Some pics from the night:

You’ll notice that Something Fishy has a halo in all the images. According to him:

Yesterday evening, VB proclaimed that Something Fishy is the Evangeliser. On that note, the verse I was thinking of, VB, was Deuteronomy 7:7, ‘It was not because you were more in number than any other people that the LORD set his love on you, for you were the smallest of peoples.’ The discussion group I mentioned is happening on Tuesday evenings, for the next month or so. If you do go, please say ‘hi’ to Doug from me. He is very good at these things.

Err.. Quite. In other news here was the trail. Not the official trail mind, this is the trail those of us who got lost took…

On On!

The River Run 2016: The Aftermath

Tuesday, October 11th, 2016

A hangover prevents me from saying too much about last night’s River Run. However, here is a map of the route:

A few words from the GM:

I am clearly not at my finest form today since I forgot to say THANK YOU to all the people who made yesterday possible. (I blame the fact that I drank more than some of the competitors AND I kept it down).

Thanks to the marshals for hanging out in the pubs and keeping track of the results. Some took it more seriously than others. Rather than providing me with a beer stained piece of paper with half of the numbers missing and replaced by obscene pictures, Brazilian and Wife Beater sent me their results as a PDF file (attached). Thank you. I will cherish it forever.

Thanks to all the helpers who ran with the competitors and made sure that they did not fall in the river.

Thanks to Josie and Vernon for providing medical support to those worse for wear.

Sometimes (but very rarely) you guys make me proud!

Hugs and kisses

Miss O

And also the results:


Cantabrigensis River Run 2016
Position Name Number Time Comment
1 Brian 13 00:39
2 Something Fishy 10 00:42
3 Robb 15 00:44
4 Dildo 8 00:44
5 Hot Lips 2 00:50
6 Schoolboys’ Dream 4 00:50
7 Muthatuka 19 00:50
8 Right Labium 17 00:53 Leaked
9 Left Labium 14 00:54
10 Cum into a Small Fortune 18 00:56
11 Ben Allanach 20 00:57
12 St Nicholas of Radegund 11 00:57
13 Jules 5 01:00
14 KitOff 1 01:09
15 I am Vajazzled 3 01:09
16 Shamcock 9 01:23
17 Penis Beaker 12 01:23
18 Vampire Bat 6 02:30
19 Dave the Rave 7 DNF
20 Unprotected Cox 16 DNF


Hula Hooping Hash

Monday, October 3rd, 2016

A fun hash follow by hula-hooping…

Stats: 4.01 miles, Durration 1.38 hours (including beerstop)

Good Riddance Trail Review

Wednesday, July 6th, 2016

Here’s last Monday’s trail, slightly edited due to user error. More details coming soon (possibly):

Stats: 7.75 km / 4.8 miles. Time taken: Err, about an hour?

Hashing for En-ger-land review

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2016


Despite boring, boring England performing terribly on the pitch (we should perhaps have watched the Wales game), an enjoyable time was had by all(?) More beer and football next Monday!*

*Those who don’t like football can concentrate on the beer. Those who don’t like either can, er, enjoy the witty repartee?

Here’s the trail:

Stats: 3.6 miles, 1:00:07 duration (me)

Arts and Crafts Hash (belated)

Tuesday, June 7th, 2016

Catching up on some of the trails. Here was the Artistic Adventures by Vampire Bat and honorary Hasher Silicone Lady.

Check out and – drawing machine and touchable silicone art.

On Promotion!

Here is the trail:

Stats (some what inaccurate due to mobile phone user fail): Distance 3 miles, duration (me): 54:35

Underwear Hash review

Tuesday, May 24th, 2016

Bit late getting this trail on the site!

Stats: Distance 4.41 miles, duration 1:07:02 (me)

The sightseeing trail

Monday, May 9th, 2016

Thanks to Mufti for a gentle tour of the sights of Cambridge…

…and the sight, sound and smells of sweaty hashers


More Hashers

It was a gruelling five mile trail. Over an hour of punishing running and drinking:

But it was all back to The Rad for drinks. And our new barman seems to have caught the eye of Butlins, who went all giggly and sent me this pic:

No caption necessary...

On On!