Category: News


Tonight’s Trail Nov 25 2019

Monday, November 25th, 2019

Your hare tonight is Hot Lips. There will be a trail and a beerstop in the spirit of Thanksgiving that offers Sam Adams and mulled cider.

Tonight’s Trail November 18, 2019

Monday, November 18th, 2019

Helloooo Hashers!

Your hare tonight is Waiting For Cum. He assures us there will be a trail…with beer…and plenty of checks!

Your GM will also be in attendance with a list of hare-less dates. Get ready to swipe right. 

Monday 11 November 2019 Trail

Sunday, November 10th, 2019

Your hare tomorrow is Syphilis. Also Ginger Bin Laden. And God of Love.

Here are the details about the trail:
“It will be a live trail with flour, and will have a drink stop of one sort or another.”
See you tomorrow!

21 October 2019 Trail

Monday, October 21st, 2019

Tonight’s Trail will be to celebrate Richard the Turd’s 40 years of
Hashing. Richard says:
“Remember to wear Hash T-shirts ONLY – there will be a competition, and
the oldest (dated) Hash T-shirt will win a prize…..the much-coveted
Richard the Turd T-shirt!
“For those who have already ordered Richard the Turd T-shirts, they will
be available before the start. There are a few spare ones for sale.
“There will be a beer stop.
“Hares will be Richard the Turd and Beerstop, assisted by Tudor Rose.”

Tonight’s Trail (Monday October 14, 2019)

Monday, October 14th, 2019

Your hares this evening are Bimbles (Harry) and Ben.
Bimbles says: “There will be a trail if not washed away, beer stop, and treasure hunt”.
See you at The Old Spring for 7pm

River Run Results

Monday, October 14th, 2019

Here are the results of the 2019 River Run:
River Run Results 2019
From the GM:
“Thanks to everyone who competed at the River Run a couple of weeks ago.
We raised £410, all of which has been donated to CALM. Thanks to Grunty
Fen on Ice for adding an extra £160 to that amount (£570 in total).
“Thanks to everyone who marshalled at the pubs, and thanks to the pubs
for donating 20 half pints. I have emailed the pubs to let them know how
much we raised. Hopefully they’ll have us back next year! Please go and
drink lots of beer in:
– Old Spring
– The Portland
– The Castle Inn
– The Maypole
– The Champ
– The Mill
– The Red Bull Newnham
– Red Lion (Grantchester)
– Green Man (Grantchester)
– Blue Ball (Grantchester)
“The *HANDOVER* will be on the 28th of October. There will be a trail
with at least 3 drink stops, there will be singing, and most
importantly, there will be a new GM!
“Speaking of which, the new GM needs some hares. If you would like the
great honour of haring for the new GM then the available dates are:
– 4th Nov
– 11th Nov
– 25th Nov
– any other Monday in the future
“Let me know if you’d like to hare.
“Your (soon to be ex-)GM”

Tonight’s trail

Monday, September 16th, 2019

Your hares this evening are Becca and Christina.
Christina says:
“It’s a 5K (3.1 miles total) with 1 beer stop. American IPAs and Moscow
See you at The Old Spring for 7pm.

Tonight’s run (Monday 9 September 2019)

Monday, September 9th, 2019

Your hares this evening are TJ and Dani.
TJ says:
We’re planning on about a 3.5 mile run with **two** beer stops.
See you at The Old Spring for 7pm.

Good Riddance Day hash 3 July 2017

Monday, July 3rd, 2017

In honor of the 4th of July, this evening is the annual Good Riddance Day hash. Break out those retro 2006 USUK tees, your favorite American kitsch, or simply a splash of red, white, and blue.
Together, we will make the hash great again with all the things you love: a trail marked in stars, the best of British summer evenings, and American beer for you to make snide remarks about.
In keeping the with the good riddance theme, I intend to piss off after laying the trail, but leave you in the capable hands of Toe Job, Al, and, erm, Fence F*cker and will join the circle later to find out what a hash I made of it all.
On Americana!
HotLips xx

Hashy Christmas Secret Santa!

Sunday, December 4th, 2016

Fellow Hashers
We, the undersigned, would like to take this opportunity to add to your Christmas stress by inviting you to partake in the very first Cantabrigensis Hash House Harriers Secret Santa.
The event will take place on the 19th December. Before the hash, put your package in Santa’s sack and after the trail, Santa will hand out the presents. If you want to participate but cannot attend on the 19th, you will need to get someone to bring your present to the pub. Don’t enter if you cannot fulfill your duties, because you might make someone cry.
Rules are easy. Sign up by the 8th December by using this link.
On the 9th you will be given the name of the person you need to buy (or make) a present for. The spending limit is £5.
On the 19th, come to the hash!
Remember that this is SECRET Santa, so no blabbing.
On On
KitOff, Rough Re-Entry & Miss Obedience