Saturday, November 26th, 2016
Thursday, February 9th, 2017
Stats: 5.61 miles, 1 beer stop, Duration: 1 Hour 20 ish
Sunday, December 4th, 2016
We, the undersigned, would like to take this opportunity to add to your Christmas stress by inviting you to partake in the very first Cantabrigensis Hash House Harriers Secret Santa.
The event will take place on the 19th December. Before the hash, put your package in Santa’s sack and after the trail, Santa will hand out the presents. If you want to participate but cannot attend on the 19th, you will need to get someone to bring your present to the pub. Don’t enter if you cannot fulfill your duties, because you might make someone cry.
Rules are easy. Sign up by the 8th December by using this link.
On the 9th you will be given the name of the person you need to buy (or make) a present for. The spending limit is £5.
On the 19th, come to the hash!
Remember that this is SECRET Santa, so no blabbing.
KitOff, Rough Re-Entry & Miss Obedience
Tuesday, November 1st, 2016
A frightening thought, apparently Trump is very pleased at having gone ahead in the polls:
But would it be any better if Clinton won?
Monday, October 31st, 2016
There’s a dispute about wearing fancy dress for tonight’s hash. The GM thinks we should:
There is something terrifying in the air (and I’m not talking about the prospect of me being GM for the next 12 months). This coming Monday is Halloween. The living dead is laying a trail (thanks Crabbo). For the rest of you, don your best halloween outfits and try to scare the children.
Crabbo, who is setting the trail, thinks we shouldn’t:
I shall have none of this superstitious, zombie pumpkin, dressing-up nonsense on my trail – just normal Hash gear please . . .
It is recommended that you have money for the purchase of refreshment on trail.
So one week in and the new GM has already had his authority questioned.
IF you do wear fancy dress there MAY be BEER on offer. According to FOBGM:
Less than a week in, and I’ve already received threatening emails from our local:
“I’m emailing to ask about whether it would be possible to organise a Halloween fancy dress run for the hash for the coming Monday? (It is a bit short notice but I only thought of it yesterday.) I was thinking that the best dressed will get a free pint and the worst dressed will have to drink a pint of Saffron beer.”
“If you can push the fact they will be drinking saffron beer if they don’t dress up that would be great (mmwhahaha).”
Hopefully see some of you this evening. Be afraid.
Come along and embarrass him further!
Monday, October 24th, 2016
FOBG or as he is now know FOBGM!
Some pics from the night:
You’ll notice that Something Fishy has a halo in all the images. According to him:
Yesterday evening, VB proclaimed that Something Fishy is the Evangeliser. On that note, the verse I was thinking of, VB, was Deuteronomy 7:7, ‘It was not because you were more in number than any other people that the LORD set his love on you, for you were the smallest of peoples.’ The discussion group I mentioned is happening on Tuesday evenings, for the next month or so. If you do go, please say ‘hi’ to Doug from me. He is very good at these things.
Err.. Quite. In other news here was the trail. Not the official trail mind, this is the trail those of us who got lost took…
Tuesday, October 11th, 2016
A hangover prevents me from saying too much about last night’s River Run. However, here is a map of the route:
A few words from the GM:
I am clearly not at my finest form today since I forgot to say THANK YOU to all the people who made yesterday possible. (I blame the fact that I drank more than some of the competitors AND I kept it down).
Thanks to the marshals for hanging out in the pubs and keeping track of the results. Some took it more seriously than others. Rather than providing me with a beer stained piece of paper with half of the numbers missing and replaced by obscene pictures, Brazilian and Wife Beater sent me their results as a PDF file (attached). Thank you. I will cherish it forever.
Thanks to all the helpers who ran with the competitors and made sure that they did not fall in the river.
Thanks to Josie and Vernon for providing medical support to those worse for wear.
Sometimes (but very rarely) you guys make me proud!
Hugs and kisses
And also the results:
|10||Cum into a Small Fortune||18||00:56|
|12||St Nicholas of Radegund||11||00:57|
|15||I am Vajazzled||3||01:09|
|19||Dave the Rave||7||DNF|
Monday, October 10th, 2016
If you are not one of the 20 competitors or one of the 20 marshals, you should come down and help your fellow hashers to get around the trail (alternatively just come and point and laugh).
If you are taking part please get to the Rad by 6.45pm!
We are raising money for Camfed, so bring some extra cash to donate.
Monday, October 3rd, 2016
A fun hash follow by hula-hooping…
Stats: 4.01 miles, Durration 1.38 hours (including beerstop)
Monday, August 1st, 2016
From Ale Mary:
There will be a hash to celebrate celebrate the marriage of Brian and Ale Mary. So come dressed for a biblical wedding and we’ll see if we can pull off a water into beer miracle!