Do you have a big running problem?

Saturday, November 26th, 2016

Lovely hashers!
We all know that the Monday hash is for drinkers with a running problem. But what when your running problem is more than you can deal with on a Monday night? Do you have a secret itch to run on other days? Don’t worry! As Christmas approaches and the opportunities for drinking increase, we know what a difficult time it is for those who struggle with a need to run that eats into their drinking time. We therefore offer a new support group for your rehabilitation:

Hashers wot advent run

Join the facebook group if you think that running / some form of exercise for 30 mins every day in advent is a good idea. You’ll soon be cured.
Other support groups you could join, all populated with largely the same rabble you meet on a Monday night:

Hashers wot parkrun

For those early Saturday urges
Family friendly if you want to bring your carers and supporters
(we normally do the Cambridge parkrun at Milton Country park

St Radegund RDC Wednesday speed training

Join the facebook group if you want to do intervals and get horribly speedy – it starts again this month.
Led by the Yorkshire Whippet, FRB.

St Radegund RDC Googlegroups

View from Orgasm Bridge
View from Orgasm Bridge
For longer runs of all kinds, including 8.4 mile Tuesday ringroad runs (sometimes) and Sunday long runs (sometimes)!forum/radc
You’ll find that if you join a group, you’re not alone, and you’ll be offered opportunities to find out that you don’t enjoy running at all. We very much hope that you’ll stop wanting to run and have more time to drink more beer very soon.
I am available on a Monday night to talk about any of the above if you need more detail. Ask somebody to point me out if you don’t know me yet.
Tart in Shorts
The excellent former GM who, through excellent welfare support, had the fewest hashers run a m***thon during her reign.

Monday 6 Feb 2017 night trail

Thursday, February 9th, 2017

Stats: 5.61 miles, 1 beer stop, Duration: 1 Hour 20 ish

Hashy Christmas Secret Santa!

Sunday, December 4th, 2016


Fellow Hashers

We, the undersigned, would like to take this opportunity to add to your Christmas stress by inviting you to partake in the very first Cantabrigensis Hash House Harriers Secret Santa.

The event will take place on the 19th December. Before the hash, put your package in Santa’s sack and after the trail, Santa will hand out the presents. If you want to participate but cannot attend on the 19th, you will need to get someone to bring your present to the pub. Don’t enter if you cannot fulfill your duties, because you might make someone cry.

Rules are easy. Sign up by the 8th December by using this link.

On the 9th you will be given the name of the person you need to buy (or make) a present for. The spending limit is £5.

On the 19th, come to the hash!

Remember that this is SECRET Santa, so no blabbing.

On On

KitOff, Rough Re-Entry & Miss Obedience

Something scary

Tuesday, November 1st, 2016

A frightening thought, apparently Trump is very pleased at having gone ahead in the polls:


But would it be any better if Clinton won?


On Electioneering!

Spooky Hashing!

Monday, October 31st, 2016


Mystical tree on the background of an abandoned house with orange pumpkins

There’s a dispute about wearing fancy dress for tonight’s hash. The GM thinks we should:

There is something terrifying in the air (and I’m not talking about the prospect of me being GM for the next 12 months).  This coming Monday is Halloween.  The living dead is laying a trail (thanks Crabbo). For the rest of you, don your best halloween outfits and try to scare the children.

Crabbo, who is setting the trail, thinks we shouldn’t:

I shall have none of this superstitious, zombie pumpkin, dressing-up nonsense on my trail – just normal Hash gear please . . .

It is recommended that you have money for the purchase of refreshment on trail.

So one week in and the new GM has already had his authority questioned.

IF you do wear fancy dress there MAY be BEER on offer. According to FOBGM:

Less than a week in, and I’ve already received threatening emails from our local:

“I’m emailing to ask about whether it would be possible to organise a Halloween fancy dress run for the hash for the coming Monday? (It is a bit short notice but I only thought of it yesterday.) I was thinking that the best dressed will get a free pint and the worst dressed will have to drink a pint of Saffron beer.”

“If you can push the fact they will be drinking saffron beer if they don’t dress up that would be great (mmwhahaha).”

Hopefully see some of you this evening.  Be afraid.


Come along and embarrass him further!

And the new GM is…

Monday, October 24th, 2016

FOBG or as he is now know FOBGM!


Some pics from the night:

You’ll notice that Something Fishy has a halo in all the images. According to him:

Yesterday evening, VB proclaimed that Something Fishy is the Evangeliser. On that note, the verse I was thinking of, VB, was Deuteronomy 7:7, ‘It was not because you were more in number than any other people that the LORD set his love on you, for you were the smallest of peoples.’ The discussion group I mentioned is happening on Tuesday evenings, for the next month or so. If you do go, please say ‘hi’ to Doug from me. He is very good at these things.

Err.. Quite. In other news here was the trail. Not the official trail mind, this is the trail those of us who got lost took…

On On!

The River Run 2016: The Aftermath

Tuesday, October 11th, 2016

A hangover prevents me from saying too much about last night’s River Run. However, here is a map of the route:

A few words from the GM:

I am clearly not at my finest form today since I forgot to say THANK YOU to all the people who made yesterday possible. (I blame the fact that I drank more than some of the competitors AND I kept it down).

Thanks to the marshals for hanging out in the pubs and keeping track of the results. Some took it more seriously than others. Rather than providing me with a beer stained piece of paper with half of the numbers missing and replaced by obscene pictures, Brazilian and Wife Beater sent me their results as a PDF file (attached). Thank you. I will cherish it forever.

Thanks to all the helpers who ran with the competitors and made sure that they did not fall in the river.

Thanks to Josie and Vernon for providing medical support to those worse for wear.

Sometimes (but very rarely) you guys make me proud!

Hugs and kisses

Miss O

And also the results:


Cantabrigensis River Run 2016
Position Name Number Time Comment
1 Brian 13 00:39
2 Something Fishy 10 00:42
3 Robb 15 00:44
4 Dildo 8 00:44
5 Hot Lips 2 00:50
6 Schoolboys’ Dream 4 00:50
7 Muthatuka 19 00:50
8 Right Labium 17 00:53 Leaked
9 Left Labium 14 00:54
10 Cum into a Small Fortune 18 00:56
11 Ben Allanach 20 00:57
12 St Nicholas of Radegund 11 00:57
13 Jules 5 01:00
14 KitOff 1 01:09
15 I am Vajazzled 3 01:09
16 Shamcock 9 01:23
17 Penis Beaker 12 01:23
18 Vampire Bat 6 02:30
19 Dave the Rave 7 DNF
20 Unprotected Cox 16 DNF


The River Run 2016!

Monday, October 10th, 2016

View from Orgasm Bridge

It’s the River Run today! This year we are running FROM the Rad TO the Blue Ball.

If you are not one of the 20 competitors or one of the 20 marshals, you should come down and help your fellow hashers to get around the trail (alternatively just come and point and laugh).

If you are taking part please get to the Rad by 6.45pm!

We are raising money for Camfed, so bring some extra cash to donate.

Hula Hooping Hash

Monday, October 3rd, 2016

A fun hash follow by hula-hooping…

Stats: 4.01 miles, Durration 1.38 hours (including beerstop)

The Jesus and Mary Hash!

Monday, August 1st, 2016


From Ale Mary:

There will be a hash to celebrate celebrate the marriage of Brian and Ale Mary. So come dressed for a biblical wedding and we’ll see if we can pull off a water into beer miracle!