We all know that the Monday hash is for drinkers with a running problem. But what when your running problem is more than you can deal with on a Monday night? Do you have a secret itch to run on other days? Don’t worry! As Christmas approaches and the opportunities for drinking increase, we know what a difficult time it is for those who struggle with a need to run that eats into their drinking time. We therefore offer a new support group for your rehabilitation:
You’ll find that if you join a group, you’re not alone, and you’ll be offered opportunities to find out that you don’t enjoy running at all. We very much hope that you’ll stop wanting to run and have more time to drink more beer very soon.
I am available on a Monday night to talk about any of the above if you need more detail. Ask somebody to point me out if you don’t know me yet.
Tart in Shorts
The excellent former GM who, through excellent welfare support, had the fewest hashers run a m***thon during her reign.